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likesthecoat ([personal profile] likesthecoat) wrote2007-09-27 04:12 pm
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my dream home

Via Shep.




Your home is a

Philanthropic Coder's Mansion

Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has every language reference book ever written, including now-useless titles like Learn Javascript 2.0! and C++ Programming for Windows 95. (Why are you keeping those?) One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.

Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision -- those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:


Find YOUR Dream Home!



[ooc: Library sex in the comments.]

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Oh. Mm.

I'd kiss you hard and run my hands up and down your chest.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

Mmm...nice.

And I'd rest my hands on your hips and lean my hips into yours.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I'd pull your shirt out of your waistband so I could touch your skin.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I'd slide my arms around your neck and nuzzle your face.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I'd kiss your face and slide my hands up your back.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I'd wrap my arms around your shoulders and kiss you.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I'd press my whole body against yours and kiss you deep.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I'd press back and moan into the kiss.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I'd have a very hard time not going down on you right there in the stacks.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I thought you liked it someplace we might get caught.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne ]

Not in a library! That'd be like doing it in a church.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

*laughs* What good is getting excited by old books if you can't even do it in the library?

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

. . . we'd have to find a very quiet corner.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

Shouldn't be too difficult. It is a library.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

And far away from the kids section.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

That's kind of a given. I'm thinking somewhere deep inside the reference section.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Mm. Among the oldest and dustiest of books. Where there's no one around because they do all their fact-checking over the internet. Where you can lean against the shelf and I can get down on my knees and no one will come across us . . . probably.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

Mmhm. That's perfect, babe.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I just unzip your trousers and take your cock out, wrap both my hands around it and take the head into my mouth. I suck gently, teasing the crow with my tongue.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

And I gasp, and moan softly, trying not to make too much noise. But god, it's hard.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I love the sound of it: you gasping and trying to keep your moans contained. It makes me want to break through your control.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-28 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

Oh, you're evil, baby.

I cover my mouth with one hand to stifle my groan, and I stroke your hair with the other.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Yes, I know.

I clutch your arse in both hands and take your cock as keep into my throat as I can get it.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

Fuck.

I whimper and grasp your shoulder.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-29 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Too much, love?

Because I'm pulling you deep into my throat, pulling on your hips so that you're fucking my mouth.