I saw this one and couldn't resist

[likesthecoat]

[Filtered to friends]

Remember the purity test?


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right side.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for money, no.

7. Shower or bath?
Shower.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
No.

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, not all, but most.

13. Love or money?
Love.

14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Five star hotel. I never liked camping.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Wyndham Road.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Sure. It'll grow back.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.

20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.

24. Favorite drink?
Martinis. I don't like the fruity ones, though. At most a dirty martini, but I like vodka martinis best.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
. . . there's been touching.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
No.

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Not naughty, no. Pictures of me not entirely dressed, yes.

32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
All of you, I hope. We're a brave bunch.

Comments

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm a bisexual man in a long-distance relationship. What do you think I bought?

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

I think you bought out the store is what I think. ;)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Not quite that much. I have toys. Let's leave it at that.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm sure you have quite a few. And some interesting ones at that.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

*smiles*

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

*cackles* naughty, naughty boy. ;)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

I admit it happily.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

I know you do. Which is partly why I like you and why we get on so well.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

*laughs* At last! Someone who doesn't just like me for my coffee!

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

oh no, the coffee is nice but I like you for your naughty minx-ness. I like to take extra notes.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

It's always the quiet ones . . .

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I mean for you I would say, without a doubt yes.

But, would we ever think me quiet? Or Jack for that matter?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

No, but I wouldn't call either of you naughty minxes, either.

[hisdarklady.livejournal.com]

Mmm that is true, you have a point there.

What would you call us?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I wasn't going to ask, but god, I'm so fucking curious that I can't help it. Do you ever use them while we're cybering?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

It's been known to happen.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Christ, that's hot.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Baby,you think me clipping my toenails is hot. You're not exactly an impartial judge.

*snogs*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

That doesn't make it any less true.

*snogs*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Mm, you do know how to make a boy feel like something special.

*snogs*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Yes, well... you're my special boy.

*snogs*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Have I mentioned lately that you melt me?

*snogs*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Not yet today.

*snogs*

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

You melt me.

*snogs*

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I know. I try.

*snogs*