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[likesthecoat]

Stressful day.

Whoever tells me the best joke, or links me to the funniest picture, or cheers me up most effectively by whatever method you can find, wins . . . something I'll figure out later.

Judge's decisions are final.


(This contest may be rigged. I freely admit certain parties have a better chance at it than others.)


[ooc: Yeah, comments get adult contenty. A couple times.]

Comments

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Yes, I'm fine. We're all okay.

Let's just say no buildings were leveled and no one's pregnant.

[ooc: No plot's been discussed so I'm wingin' it.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Good. Leveling of buildings is usually best avoided.

Do people often end up pregnant at Torchwood?

[ooc: NP. So long as Ianto's safe, Lorne's happy.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

No, not often. Though if Jack is telling the truth it's happened more than once.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Common practice for Torchwood employees to have sex with aliens?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I've never done it. I can't speak for anyone else.

You forget, we're not exactly an orthadox organization.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*laughs* I somehow can't imagine you having a torrid affair with an alien.

And even in our...more orthodox organization it has been known to happen.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

No, no . . . even one with sparkly blue tentacles.

Have you?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Um...define "alien."

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Someone who was not born on Earth.

And you have to answer because asking that question means you're looking for a way not to.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

...yes.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Did it have sparkly blue tentacles?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

No. They were both indistinguishable from humans born on Earth.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

. . . two?

Well. I had not expected that.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Not at the same time.

But you expected at least one?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I don't know what I expected. Yeah, at least one, I suppose. I mean, you're out there, and there's opportunity, and . . . I suppose anyone would get curious about the possibilities.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

You make it sound like an experiment or something.

Though to be fair, I suppose it was with the one...oh, hell, this is just vague and confusing. It was Ronon. I don't want you thinking I make a habit of sleeping with random people I meet off-world.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

It's a fault of my big brain. *pokes you hopefully for a smile*

Ronan . . . Oh. The dangerous bloke while you were a girl? Wow.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I think your big brain is sexy. *smiles*

Yeah, him. He was kind of an experiment, I guess. Do you want to know about the other one, or are you a little freaked out that your boyfriend had sex with aliens?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

My big brain finds you sexy too.

I'm not freaked out. Tell me about the other one.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*preens*

The other one was Teyla. I've mentioned Teyla, right?

[ooc: I've only just realized that Lorne has slept with both Atlantis' resident aliens. How clueless does that make me?]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*kisses your forehead*

I think you have a time or two.

[ooc: HEE.

And Ianto is fighting very hard not saying, Dude, I've slept with Jack. Nothing freaks me out anymore.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*grins*

Well, there you have it then. My torrid affairs with aliens. God, that seems weird to say. I don't usually think of them as aliens.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*kisses your grin*

You've said that they're human--that where you are is basically an experiment, yeah? Somebody seeded the worlds with humans? It's not that unbelievable, really.

The universe is vast. Anything is possible.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*wraps my arms around you and kisses you back*

I don't think it's weird that I've slept with aliens (well, I sort of do). I just think it's weird that Ronon and Teyla are aliens.

Because I've met aliens. Like Star Trek sort of aliens. I've also met a lot of humans who just happened to be born on another planet.