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[likesthecoat]

Stressful day.

Whoever tells me the best joke, or links me to the funniest picture, or cheers me up most effectively by whatever method you can find, wins . . . something I'll figure out later.

Judge's decisions are final.


(This contest may be rigged. I freely admit certain parties have a better chance at it than others.)


[ooc: Yeah, comments get adult contenty. A couple times.]

Comments

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I kiss you back and slide my arms around your waist, holding you close to me.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to stay here with you like this always. Kissing you, stroking your body . . .

[ooc: dozing off. bedtime.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Mmmm...so do I. Just lying here holding you, feeling your body next to mine.

[ooc: goodnight.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I just heard this song and it made me think of you: Now Comes the Night (http://www.box.net/shared/s8ckgd3pui) by Rob Thomas.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

God, Ianto, it's beautiful. I love it.

And I love you.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*beams* I'm glad.

I love you too, sweetheart.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I love everything you give me.

So...how's your day so far, darling?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Thank you, sweetheart.

Not bad, really. Just the usual: saving the world between coffee breaks.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

You're doing all right then? I just saw Harper's entry. What happened?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Yes, I'm fine. We're all okay.

Let's just say no buildings were leveled and no one's pregnant.

[ooc: No plot's been discussed so I'm wingin' it.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Good. Leveling of buildings is usually best avoided.

Do people often end up pregnant at Torchwood?

[ooc: NP. So long as Ianto's safe, Lorne's happy.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

No, not often. Though if Jack is telling the truth it's happened more than once.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Common practice for Torchwood employees to have sex with aliens?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I've never done it. I can't speak for anyone else.

You forget, we're not exactly an orthadox organization.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*laughs* I somehow can't imagine you having a torrid affair with an alien.

And even in our...more orthodox organization it has been known to happen.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

No, no . . . even one with sparkly blue tentacles.

Have you?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Um...define "alien."

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Someone who was not born on Earth.

And you have to answer because asking that question means you're looking for a way not to.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

...yes.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Did it have sparkly blue tentacles?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

No. They were both indistinguishable from humans born on Earth.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

. . . two?

Well. I had not expected that.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Not at the same time.

But you expected at least one?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I don't know what I expected. Yeah, at least one, I suppose. I mean, you're out there, and there's opportunity, and . . . I suppose anyone would get curious about the possibilities.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

You make it sound like an experiment or something.

Though to be fair, I suppose it was with the one...oh, hell, this is just vague and confusing. It was Ronon. I don't want you thinking I make a habit of sleeping with random people I meet off-world.