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[likesthecoat]

Stressful day.

Whoever tells me the best joke, or links me to the funniest picture, or cheers me up most effectively by whatever method you can find, wins . . . something I'll figure out later.

Judge's decisions are final.


(This contest may be rigged. I freely admit certain parties have a better chance at it than others.)


[ooc: Yeah, comments get adult contenty. A couple times.]

Comments

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Lorne, Lorne . . . I'm so turned on that's all I need. I come as soon as I feel your lips on my cock.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I swallow greedily. And the taste of your come mixes with the sweetness of the jam that's still in my mouth. God, it's so good. I keep suscking until I've got every drop before I let your cock slip out of my mouth.

I'm so hard, babe. I want to fuck you.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Do it. I'm ready. I leave my legs over your shoulders so you can fuck me deep.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Christ, Ianto. You're so beautiful. Spread out under me, all jam-stained and sweaty. I slide into you and you're so tight around me. I can't last long like this, I'm so turned on already.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

My fingers are in your hair and I'm watching your face, and I love every gasp and every drop of sweat, every thrust and arch. I roll my hips to you--I want you to come. I want to watch your beautiful face as you come.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Oh, fuck, yes. I thrust a few more times and then I'm coming, hard and long. And it's so good. It's always so good with you, babe.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I wrap my legs around your hips and my arms around your neck, and kiss you, stroking your face.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I kiss you back and slide my arms around your waist, holding you close to me.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I want to stay here with you like this always. Kissing you, stroking your body . . .

[ooc: dozing off. bedtime.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Mmmm...so do I. Just lying here holding you, feeling your body next to mine.

[ooc: goodnight.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I just heard this song and it made me think of you: Now Comes the Night (http://www.box.net/shared/s8ckgd3pui) by Rob Thomas.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

God, Ianto, it's beautiful. I love it.

And I love you.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*beams* I'm glad.

I love you too, sweetheart.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I love everything you give me.

So...how's your day so far, darling?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Thank you, sweetheart.

Not bad, really. Just the usual: saving the world between coffee breaks.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

You're doing all right then? I just saw Harper's entry. What happened?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Yes, I'm fine. We're all okay.

Let's just say no buildings were leveled and no one's pregnant.

[ooc: No plot's been discussed so I'm wingin' it.]

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Good. Leveling of buildings is usually best avoided.

Do people often end up pregnant at Torchwood?

[ooc: NP. So long as Ianto's safe, Lorne's happy.]

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

No, not often. Though if Jack is telling the truth it's happened more than once.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Common practice for Torchwood employees to have sex with aliens?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I've never done it. I can't speak for anyone else.

You forget, we're not exactly an orthadox organization.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

*laughs* I somehow can't imagine you having a torrid affair with an alien.

And even in our...more orthodox organization it has been known to happen.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

No, no . . . even one with sparkly blue tentacles.

Have you?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Um...define "alien."

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Someone who was not born on Earth.

And you have to answer because asking that question means you're looking for a way not to.