likesthecoat: (what going mad feels like)
likesthecoat ([personal profile] likesthecoat) wrote2007-08-13 04:40 pm
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Stressful day.

Whoever tells me the best joke, or links me to the funniest picture, or cheers me up most effectively by whatever method you can find, wins . . . something I'll figure out later.

Judge's decisions are final.


(This contest may be rigged. I freely admit certain parties have a better chance at it than others.)


[ooc: Yeah, comments get adult contenty. A couple times.]

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

Oh? What kind of dirty things?

'Cause you know my mind is filling in the dirtiest things I can think of.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Mmm . . . dirty things involving jam and your tongue and my stomach.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

Dirty things wherein I spread jam all over your stomach and lick it off?

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]


Mm-mm . . . and my skin's so hot the jam is melting.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

And I have to catch it before it drips off your sides, and it gathers in little pools in your belly button and just under your ribs.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

*squirms* Yes, exactly like that.

And I'm trying not to move too much because I don't want to make a mess, but fuck, everywhere you put your tongue makes me shiver.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

And I go as slowly as I can, dragging my tongue across your skin and lapping gently at the pools of melted jam.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I touch your hair and stroke your face and try not to pant too quickly, but it's hard not to. It's so hard not to, I'm so excited.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I lick every last drop off your skin, sucking on your belly button to get the last little bit out. And I know there's jam all over my face, but I don't care, because I'm so turned on, and I can see that you are too.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

I grab your face and start licking. Maybe my tongue slips between your lips a few times, too.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

And every time it does, I suck it into my mouth for a moment before letting you get on with it.

And when you're finished, I kiss you hard and bury my sticky fingers in your hair.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Mm, sticky fingers. I suck on them and kiss your palms. I love your fingers, sticky or not.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I kiss my way back down your chest and your stomach. Your skin tastes so sweet I can't help licking it too.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Oh, it feels so good, your lips and your hot tongue . . . I comb through your hair hand-over-hand.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I kiss your hipbone and slide my tongue along the crease where your leg meets your hip, then turn my face to nuzzle your cock.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Oh, you've got me whimpering, baby, whimpering and shaking, and I open my legs to let you do what you want with me.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I place my shoulders behind your thighs and suck gently on your balls and then I slide my tongue down to your hole.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Jesus.

My hips rocket off the bed at that and I clutch at your head.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I laugh a little and put my hands on your hips to hold them still, slliding my tongue inside you. Fuck, you taste amazing.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Oh god, Lorne. I can't do anything more than tug on your hair and groan.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I pull my tongue out and replace it with two fingers, thrusting them slowly in and out, and moving back up to take your cock in my mouth.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Lorne, Lorne . . . I'm so turned on that's all I need. I come as soon as I feel your lips on my cock.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

I swallow greedily. And the taste of your come mixes with the sweetness of the jam that's still in my mouth. God, it's so good. I keep suscking until I've got every drop before I let your cock slip out of my mouth.

I'm so hard, babe. I want to fuck you.

[identity profile] morethanteaboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Lorne]

Do it. I'm ready. I leave my legs over your shoulders so you can fuck me deep.

[identity profile] rockscientist.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Private to Ianto]

Christ, Ianto. You're so beautiful. Spread out under me, all jam-stained and sweaty. I slide into you and you're so tight around me. I can't last long like this, I'm so turned on already.

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