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[likesthecoat]

Stressful day.

Whoever tells me the best joke, or links me to the funniest picture, or cheers me up most effectively by whatever method you can find, wins . . . something I'll figure out later.

Judge's decisions are final.


(This contest may be rigged. I freely admit certain parties have a better chance at it than others.)


[ooc: Yeah, comments get adult contenty. A couple times.]

Comments

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*aids and abets*

At some point I hope to find the perfect thing that will make you say, "Fuck it. I'm on the next ship," and bring you to me.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

You have no idea how many times I have said that to myself only to have to remind myself why I'm needed out here.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

A lot? Like every time I want to ask Martha to come get me and take me to you, Doctor or no Doctor?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

At least that often.

I know I keep saying this, but I am trying to get away. It's just...whenever it looks like I might be able to, all hell breaks loose and I've got to stay and clean up the mess.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I know, love. I know. I even promised myself I'd not pester you about it.

Of course, we see how good at that I am.

I just miss you.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

God, Ianto. I miss you too.

I feel so helpless sometimes, when I think about how far away you are, and how I can't ever seem to get to you.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Is it any comfort to know I'm here waiting?

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Of course it is.

It means so much to me that you haven't given up on me.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Of course I haven't given up on you. You're irreplaceable.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

You haven't found some glamourous alien with glittery tentacles who'd be so much easier than this weird American guy?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

. . . you know, I think I laughed for a full five minutes at that.

No, no glamorous aliens. Tentacles are good in theory, but in practice . . . not so much.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

I'm always glad to make you laugh, but I can't really take credit for quoting you back to yourself.

Excellent, fingers still win over tentacles. That's very good to know.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I'd forgot about that. Heh.

. . . cock wins over tentacles.

O:-)

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Oh, is that what they're replacing? No contest, really, then, is it?

]:-)

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Well, anybody can have fingers.

God, I want to just jump on you and say DO ME.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Yes, I suppose anybody can.

You'll get no complaints from me. What do you want me to do to you?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Dirty things that make you blush to think about them later.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Oh? What kind of dirty things?

'Cause you know my mind is filling in the dirtiest things I can think of.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

Mmm . . . dirty things involving jam and your tongue and my stomach.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

Dirty things wherein I spread jam all over your stomach and lick it off?

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]


Mm-mm . . . and my skin's so hot the jam is melting.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

And I have to catch it before it drips off your sides, and it gathers in little pools in your belly button and just under your ribs.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

*squirms* Yes, exactly like that.

And I'm trying not to move too much because I don't want to make a mess, but fuck, everywhere you put your tongue makes me shiver.

[rockscientist.livejournal.com]

[Private to Ianto]

And I go as slowly as I can, dragging my tongue across your skin and lapping gently at the pools of melted jam.

[morethanteaboy.livejournal.com]

[Private to Lorne]

I touch your hair and stroke your face and try not to pant too quickly, but it's hard not to. It's so hard not to, I'm so excited.